I always wanted to have something to do with beautiful young models but never managed to be good enough at anything to actually get a job having anything even remotely to do with them. I can’t take photographs very well. Everything I attempt to take a picture of ends up becoming fuzzy or I have my thumb in the way so that aspect is completely out for any kind of photographer job. I think that anyone would be plain stupid to hire me to take pictures of anything except maybe a black room with no lights on. I’m pretty sure I could manage not to screw that one up, maybe.

I even tried to get in as a lighting guy for some beautiful young models but that didn’t go over very well at all. I kept shining the lights in the wrong places. Once I even blinded the camera guy so bad that he ended up tripping over his camera bag and breaking his very expensive camera. That pretty much ended that little round for me, although I did get to see some really good looking models that day. Too bad I couldn’t have stayed, as I think one of them was going to ask me out that night.

Maybe I am just not meant to be around any beautiful young models. It seems like every time I get around any female that is even somewhat attractive, I end up making a fool of myself. It’s like the rest of my body tries really hard to do whatever it wants to do and my brain is yelling at it to stop but my body has gone deaf. It never turns out pretty. You can ask the waitress I dumped all the food on one night at the restaurant what I’m talking about if you don’t believe me.

Those beautiful young models are probably used to idiots like me acting the fool whenever they are around them, though, so I guess it isn’t as bad as I keep telling myself it is. I’m sure they have had their fare share of morons tripping over themselves just to say hi to them, so they probably don’t think twice about it later that day. Although that photographer will probably be a lot more careful about whom he hires for his photo shoots from now on. Also, I am probably the reason for the extra security at his studio too.